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Here are the plays that will be showed at Dallas Summer Musicals 2008 at Music Hall in Fair Park.

Herea are the dates these plays will be shown:

 Cats : April 15-27, 2008

Stomp : June 17-22, 2008

Hairspray : June 24-29, 2008

The Color Purple : Sept 30- Oct 19, 2008

The Wedding Singer : April 15- 27, 2008

The Beatles Experience Rain : April 29- May 11, 2008

Cash- Ring on Fire : May 13- 25, 2008

The Drowsy Chaperone : June 3- 15, 2008

High School Musical on Tour : June 2- 13, 2008

Jersey Boys : July 23- Aug 16, 2008

 You can buy tickets at Ticketnet or at Music hall.

 I also heard that Dallas Summer Musicals will soon transfer their location from Music Hall to one big theatre here in Dallas.

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Can you do that? well you must be exceptional. Drinking alcoholic drinks without getting drunk is a skill sometimes, but sometimes its your tolerance to alcohol that makes you stay alert and thats makes you an alcoholic.

But you can cheat, do you know that? yes you can cheat. I know you are asking by now: HOW?! to know just keep on reading.

 So you are really interested. Ok I give up.

I was reading a Nuts-O label which contains cashew on it. Written on its label are these words:

 ”It’s a Downer”

 ”For every cocktail, there’s a hangover-a heavy head, low metabolism, general drowsiness. Well don’t worry, just munch a handful of cashew nuts along with a drink. Cashewnuts can effectively thwart the blues after ball. besides, it protects your liver cells from alcohol assault - no fear of cirrhosis even when the moonshine goes over board.”

” So carry on!”

 But what if theres no cashew? I thinkyour best substitute is “Peanuts”. That makes sense since in most bars they serve you with peanuts as side.

and now that you have the idea, time for execution, buy alcohol and don’t get drunk! Remember DUI is expensive than the alcohol plus the risks.

Plano Barbie
This princess barbie is only sold at Willowbend Mall. She comes with an assortment of Kate Spade handbags, a Lexus SUV, a longhaired foreign lapdog named Honey, and a cookie-cutter dream house with a saguaro cactus in front. Available with or without tummy tuck and face-lift. Workaholic ex-husband Ken comes with a Porsche.

Richardson Barbie
This modern-day homemaker Barbie is available with Ford Windstar minivan and matching gym suit. She gets lost easily and has no full-time occupation or secondary education. Traffic jamming cell phone sold separately. Can swear in English, Spanish, or Chinese. Available at Target.

Oak Cliff Barbie
This recently paroled Barbie comes with a 9mm handgun, a bowie knife, a ‘ 78 El Camino with dark tinted windows, and a meth lab kit. This model is only available after dark and can only be bought with small bills, unless you are a cop, then we dont know what you are talking about.

Park Cities Barbie
This yuppie Barbie comes with your choice of BMW convertible or Hummer H2. Included are her own Starbucks cup, credit card set, and country club membership. Also available are Shallow Ken and Spanish-speaking Nanny. This University Park Barbie hasnt been affordable since the early 1980’s.

Mesquite Barbie
This pale model comes dressed in her own Wrangler jeans two sizes too small, a classic Metallica shirt, and Tweety Bird tattoo on her shoulder. Wants to major in NASCAR at Eastfield College. She has a six-pack of Coors Light and a Hank Williams, Jr. CD set. She can spit over 5 feet and kick mullet-haired Ken’s ass when she is drunk. Purchase her pickup truck separately and get a confederate flag bumper sticker absolutely free. Available at Ross or at special location in Canton on First Mondays.

Garland Barbie
This tobacco chewing, brassy-haired Barbie has a pair of her own high-heeled sandals with one broken heel from the time she chased Beer-Gut Ken out of Mesquite Barbie’s (discontinued) house. Her ensemble includes low-rise acid washed jeans, fake fingernails, strawberry lip-gloss, and a see-through halter top. Comes with Barbie’s dream double wide trailer. Available at Wal-Mart. Cheap.

North Dallas Barbie
This collagen injected, rhinoplastic Barbie wears leopard print Spandex and drinks cosmopolitans to new age music with friends at the lodge. Into crystals. Comes with Percocet prescription and botox. Also cheap.

Grand Prairie Barbie
This Barbie now comes with a stroller and infant doll. Optional accessories include a G.E.D. and bus pass to UTA. Gangsta Ken and his ‘ 79 Caddy were available, but are now very difficult to find since the addition of the infant.

Denton Barbie
This doll is made of actual tofu. She has long straight brown hair, archless feet, hairy armpits, no makeup, and Birkenstocks with white socks. She prefers that you call her “Willow”. She does not want or need a Ken doll, but if you purchase two Oak Lawn Barbies and the optional Subaru wagon, you get a rainbow flag sticker free.

McKinney Barbie
Is pregnant, drives a new Ford Excursion, and is perfect in every way. We dont know who Ken is because he’s always away hunting or in Japan on business. McKinney Barbie aspires to become Plano Barbie. Not cheap but still very naive.

West Dallas Barbie
This spanish-speaking only Barbie comes with a 1984 Toyota with expired temporary plates and three babies in the back, without car seats. This is the only Barbie willing to do manual labor. Ken comes in a meat-packer’s uniform and is missing three fingers on his left hand. Green cards are not yet available for West Dallas Barbie or Ken. Available at Carnival or Fiesta stores only.

Oak Lawn Barbie/Ken
This versatile doll can be easily converted from Barbie to Ken by simply adding or subtracting the “snap-on” parts. Likes to experiment.

South Dallas Barbie
This Barbie also goes by the name of “Crackhead” or “Clucker”. She does not come with a house because she is mostly walking the streets. But she does come with a set of gold or platinum teeth. She also comes with 6 kids but Ken is not the father of any of them.

Dallas

Baylor University Medical Center
Baylor Jack and Jane Heart and Vascular Hospital
Baylor Specialty Hospital
Baylor Institute of Rehabilitation
Mary Sheils Hospital
UT Southwestern Medical Center
Our Childrens House at Baylor
Childrens Medical Center of Dallas
Charlton Methodist Hospital
Doctors Hospital
Dallas Veterans Affairs Medical Center
Green Oaks Psychiatric Hospital
Life Care Hospital of Dallas
Medical City Children’s Hospital
Medical City Dallas
Methodist Medical Center
Parkland Memorial Hospital
Presbyterian Hospital of Dallas
Renaissance Hospital Dallas
RHD Memorial Medical Center
St. Paul Medical Center
Texas Scottish Rite Hospital for Children
Timberlawn Psychiatric Hospital
Vibra Specialty Hospital
Zale Lipshy University Hospital

Denton

Denton Regional Medical Center
North Texas Hospital
Presbyterian Hospital of Denton

Frisco

Centennial Medical Center

Frisco Medical Center — Baylor

Garland

Baylor Medical Center Garland

Leland Medical Plaza

Grapevine

Baylor Medical Center Grapevine

Irving

Irving Coppell Surgical Hospital @ Baylor Health Center

Baylor Medical Center at Irving

Las Colinas Medical Center

Lewisville

Medical Center of Lewisville

McKinney
Medical Center of McKinney

Plano

Baylor Regional Medical Center at Plano
LifeCare Hospital of Plano
Medical Center of Plano
Presbyterian Hospital of Plano
The Heart Hospital Baylor Plano

Richardson

Richardson Regional Medical Center

Rockwall

Presbyterian Hospital of Rockwall

Rowlett

Lake Pointe Medical Center

Southlake

Harris Methodist Southlake Hospital

Carrolton

Trinity Medical Center

Arlington

Arlington Memorial Hospital
JPS Diagnostic & Surgery Hospital
Medical Center of Arlington
Millwood Psychiatric Hospital
USMD Hospital at Arlington

Allen

Presbyterian Hospital of Allen

Fort Worth

Baylor All Saints Medical Center at Fort Worth
Baylor Medical Center at Soutwest Forth Worth
Baylor Surgical Center at Forth Worth

Waxahachie

Baylor Medical Center at Waxahachie

Baylor University Medical Center
Baylor Jack and Jane Heart and Vascular Hospital
Baylor Specialty Hospital
Baylor Institute of Rehabilitation
Baylor All Saints Medical Center at Fort Worth
Baylor Medical Center at Garland
Baylor Medical Center at Irving
Baylor Regional Medical Center at Plano
Baylor Medical Center at Waxagachie

Found this article at Joomla.org Humur, Fun and Games section… This is funny but true. But could not defeat driving in Philippines.

First, you must learn to pronounce the city name. It is DAL-LUS or DAA-LUS depending on if you live inside or outside LBJ Freeway.

Forget the traffic rules you learned elsewhere.

Dallas has its own version of traffic rules…”Hold on and pray.”

There is no such thing as a dangerous high-speed chase in Dallas. We all drive like that.

The morning rush hour is from 6 to 10. The evening rush hour is from 3 to 7. Friday’s rush hour starts on Thursday morning.

If you actually stop at a yellow light, you will be rear-ended, cursed, and possibly shot.

When you are the first one on the starting line, count to five when the light turns green before going, to avoid crashing with all the drivers who think yellow followed by red means go very fast.

Construction is a way of life and a permanent form of entertainment.

If someone actually has their turn signal on, it is either a factory defect or an “outsider.”

Car horns are actually “Road Rage” indicators, and remember, it’s legal to be armed in Texas.

All old ladies with blue hair in Mercedes have the right of way. Period. And remember, it’s legal to be armed in Texas.

If asking directions in Irving or SE Dallas, you must have knowledge of Spanish. If in central Richarson or on Harry Hines, Mandarin Chinese will be your best bet. If you stop to ask directions on Gaston or Live Oak, you better be armed. (And remember, it’s legal to be armed in Texas.)

A trip across town (east to west) will take a minimun of four hours, although many north/south freeways have unposted minimum speeds of 75. The minumum acceptable speed on the Dallas North Toll Road is 85. Anything less is considered downright sissy.

The wrought iron on windows near Oak Cliff and Fair Park is not ornamental!!!!!

It is possible to be driving WEST in the NORTH-bound lane of EAST NORTHWEST Highway. Don’t let this confuse you.

The Dallas North Tollway is our daily version of NASCAR.

LBJ Freeway is called “The Death Trap” for two reasons: “death” and “trap”.

If it is 100 degrees, Thanksgiving must be next weekend. If it’s 10 degrees and sleeting/snowing, the Fort Worth Stock Show is going on.

If it’s rained 6 inches in the last hour, and it is springtime, the Byron Nelson Golf Classic is in the second round. If it is autumn, then the State Fair is in full swing.

Final Warning: Don’t Mess With Texas Drivers.

Tips in taking care of LVAD(Left Ventricular Assist Devices)

Do Sterile dressing Change to driveline daily

Do change vent filter every day

Do Avoid tension/pulling on the driveline.

Do secure the driveline with abdominal binder.

Do remember the white port on the PBU(power Base Unit) cable is the data port. To transfer drom battery to PBU, connect the white port last. To transfer from battery to PBU, connect the white port first. This process ensures that the system data willbe displayed as long as possible.

Do ambulate and increase patient activity daily.

Do remember that when on battery, the duration of power is 4-6 hours

Do know how to hand pump. Do remember to disconnect power from the system controller prior to hand pumping. for defibrillation, the system controllers is disconnected from the percutaneous tube and power. The person hand pumping,should place the hand pump on the bed and step away when the patient is defibrillated.

Do know how to change the system controller.

Do remember that hand pumping will not assist in a low volume state. Volume is the answer!!!

Do rememeber the alarms on the system controller have poer supplied via the battery controller mocule.

Di know the alarms on the system controller

Do perform a self-test daily. The mode should be on Auto mode unless prescribed by MD.

Do have the hand pump with the patient all the time!

Use aseptic technique for all procedures.

Notify your MD the soonest possible whenever you encounter problems with your LVAD.

Have a proper nutrition.

Control pain effectively.

I’s and O’s daily, Weight Daily is needed

Avoid caring for this patients if you have infection of any kind

Do work with physical therapy to coordinate care.

Inform the nearest Fire Department near your place about your device.

Take note of the emergency call numbers.

usually these are the things you need to do and watch out when taking care for LVAD patients.

Whatever the mind can conceive and believe, it can achieve.”

“A quitter never wins and a winner never quits.”

“Success requires no explanations. Failure permits no alibis.”

“Whatsoever a man soweth, that shall he also reap.”

“All impulses of thought have a tendency to clothe themselves in their physical equivalent”

Left Ventricular Assist Devices are made by Thoratec and I think they need to improve these device. In a world where things are getting smaller and science is talking about Nano Technology. I think this LVAD needs remodeling. I saw on TV last month about a new device that is better than LVAD because its smaller and they are using it to pediatric patients Children’s Medical Center here in Dallas TX and I think thats a better one than LVAD.

I think the best business you can put up in the Philippines is lending money like Pawnshop, Lending Business, 5/6 (but thats too much), anything that pertains to money lending is the best business you can put in the Philippines right now but those kind of lending should include collateral so that when the loan defaults you have something in hand that is pgysical to sell inorder to retrieve your capital.

I know being the person who lends money to the people has a bad image but in reality this person has the value of helping this in need. As long as the interest rate is reasonable I think thats OK. So its ok to do this business because youre helping other people.